Total Medals Earned: 393 (From 70 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,750 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/315 points)
Kill someone!
kill 10 enemies
kill 15 enemies
kill 5 enemies
Reach wave 5
kill 20 enemies
kill 50 enemies
Reach wave 10
Reach wave 15
kill 100 enemies
Reach wave 20
No f*@^!ng way man!
Medals Earned: 12/20 (125/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/100 points)
Complete level #1
Dig a Ground Block
Kill a pest
Get killed by a thorn
Complete level #5
Complete all 10 levels!
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 6/18 (65/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
